The bass player is never content, always making attempts to upstage real guitarists. It's not enough to have a load of six string instruments that he can't really play, but he has to keep adding more and more to his rather lovely collection.

Paul has only gone and bought another few guitars to make us all jealous and mutter things like 'how many guitars can you play at one time anyway?" and "I'm happy with my Kay Custom Classic...".

And if thats not enough, two of the guitars he added to the collection are, well, guitar collections in their own right. Two Line 6 Variax guitars are now being lovingly wiped with Mr Sheen and a yellow rag, one bass and one real guitar with six strings. as I'm sure you know the Line 6 Variax guitars are modelling jobbies which digitally model some of the worlds greatest guitars (which he already has so what's the flippin' point?..just remember he's a bass player which I suppose is a good enough excuse).

So, instead of adding what would normally be considered 4 guitars, he's basically doubled his collection when you include the dozens of modelled guitars whose souls have been harvested by Line 6. Good stuff.

The other guitar is another Musicman Bongo, this time white, to go with his other Musicman Bongo, that time black. He even drove to Scotland to get the thing from a fellow eBayer (who in actual fact took possesion of one of Paul's other basses in a sort of dodgy, meet you in a car park in Stranraer sort of way. Swapshop was never like this.) This could be a sign that Paul is about to embark on collecting the same model of guitar, only in different colours. Hooray. Can't wait.

Don't be jealous, just go and look at them here if you haven't already.

Tags: Guitar Collection